April 2012
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Wooow, fuck you.
March 2012
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Dick things to do: I’m in the middle of telling my Mom a joke and my Dad walks in and says the punch line before I’m even done telling the jokes. Thanks Dad.
a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
Our Teacher Memes
HAHAHA. OMG YOU GUYS. I love you for this. I especially love the “Guess who’s Jewish” one.
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letsmakeupsomebullshit:
YES. This is what Pat and I (mostly Pat) do on our/his free time.
I AM PISSING MYSELF GOOD LORD. HOW DID YOU GUYS EVEN GET THESE PICTURES?! LMAOO<3
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
a-spark-in-a-seaofgrey:
I just got accepted to Berklee. My top school. I got in. I’m literally in shock right now.
Feeling like a proud mother <3 You’re definitely the most musically talented person I know, and you’re going to go far, kid. Congrats my love!
fluffyheretic:
The best thing is that this...
Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
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peetamellrks:
i think i just found my favorite photo of josh hutcherson to ever exist
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